The Immortal “Airplane!”

CNN.com readers responded enthusiastically to a report of a flight attendant sitting in for an ill co-pilot with quotes from Airplane!

musishun Timmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Zykman Get me Rex Kramer!

DBCOOPER1 you're Kareem Abdul Jubbar! .....no I'm not , I'm Roger Murdock!

MadCityBabe "Captain, may I ask a question?"

"Sure, what is it?"

It's an interrogative statement used to test knowledge, but that's not important right now."

JackTarazar "Excuse me, Stewardess. I speak Jive."

Goss Ted Striker: Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid.

Elaine Dickinson: Seven. Lieutenant Zip died this morning.

Firefly5555 "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."

Zykman Rumack: How soon can you land?

Capt. Oveur: I can't tell.

Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.

Capt. Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.

Rumack: Can't you take a guess?

Capt. Oveur: Well....not for another 2 hours.

Rumack: You can't take a guess for another 2 hours?