2. Dispatch Army-Royal Marine Flying Shopper Squads to purchase navy/midnight blue/black woolen MID-CALF SKIRTS from girls’ school uniform suppliers.
Obstacle: Available only as part of complete girls’ school uniform kit, including pinafore, lisle stockings, oxford shoes sizes 7-11, per individual order @ £165 x 4,680, exceeding Army budget.
3. Have officers, NCOs and men dye and weave own kilts, requisitioning WOOL from sheep pastured within 30-kilometer radius of affected Army barracks.
Obstacle: Sole instruction book, So You Want to Dye Tartans and Plaids (1968), out of print.
Recommendation: Your call. Sir.