Nudity, Art, Sex and Death – Tasmania Awaits You
With one big bet, an art-loving professional gambler has made the Australian island into the world’s most surprising new cultural destination
- By Tony Perrottet
- Photographs by Joe Wigdahl
- Smithsonian magazine, May 2012, Subscribe
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Of course, when I passed by a couple of hours later, the attendant waved me over. “Looks like the waiting list is going to clear!” she chirped. Evidently, quite a number of people who’d signed up had gotten cold feet at the last minute.
“Oh, great,” I said, then made a beeline for the museum bar.
MONA was turning out to be more adventurous than my wildest predictions. I was still delirious from jet lag, and had just taken a catamaran nine miles up the Derwent, which was disorienting enough. Blinded by the sparkling water, I felt the mundane world slipping away for a more vivid dimension. Suddenly, MONA had appeared on a headland like a ziggurat of concrete and rusted iron. From the jetty, I had climbed a steep stairway designed (Walsh has written) to evoke Mediterranean sea journeys, when ancient travelers would ascend to a temple to give thanks for a safe voyage. Walsh has called MONA’s design, by Melbourne architect Nonda Katsalidis, “deliberately underwhelming,” eschewing the usual pomp of art museums, with their grand entrance halls and facades. In fact, the stairway left me standing on MONA’s roof—the whole museum is excavated from the sandstone riverbank—where the entrance is a wall covered with distorting mirrors. Walsh also owns the surrounding eight-acre peninsula, so visitors are also invited to wander off and explore his vineyard, tapas bar, wine-tasting room, boutique brewery and high-end restaurant, or stay overnight in one of eight gleaming, art-filled guesthouses.
Now I was about to get way out of my comfort zone. My 40 fellow adventurers and I descended a spiral staircase to the museum’s most subterranean level and stripped off in a dimly lit theater. Followed by two naked staff members, we awkwardly reconvened beneath an indoor cliff of golden sandstone. I noted that the group was evenly split between men and women, thankfully representing all ages, shapes and sizes. As everyone wondered where to put their hands (and their eyes), the guide, Stuart Ringholt, helpfully explained that we should consider ourselves to be part of a conceptual artwork, which explores “issues of embarrassment and self-consciousness.” He then led us through a series of galleries, past works of art ranging from the playful to the disturbing: X-ray images of entwined lovers, enormous bronzes made from interwoven figures of Christ on the cross, a passage lined with bordello-style velvet curtains ending up with graphic sexual videos and a statue of three dismembered young men hanging from a tree.
Walsh’s collection was curated with the assistance of international art experts such as Mark Fraser, a former managing director of Sotheby’s in Australia, and others are involved in MONA’s temporary exhibitions. (Jean-Hubert Martin, formerly director of the Centre Pompidou in Paris, is curating a June show.) There is no overt order or link between the artworks. In fact, one of the most original elements of the collection is its eclectic range: Placed among the contemporary pieces are ancient artifacts, creating juxtapositions that leap across millennia. A sarcophagus and mummy are part of a multimedia installation with an Andres Serrano photograph, for example. Other modern installations include Roman coins and Babylonian cuneiform tablets.
Being naked certainly kept me on my toes: Randomly encountering nude people in a shadowy maze is hardly the usual museum experience. It was disconcerting at first, but I’ve never been more alert to the art itself. Walsh clearly has a taste for the provocative. One of MONA’s treasures is British artist Chris Ofili’s Holy Virgin Mary, which in 1999 inspired New York’s then-mayor Rudolph Giuliani to threaten to cut off city funding to the Brooklyn Museum when it was displayed, for its use of elephant dung and pornography on an image of the black Madonna. Other pieces include Gregory Green’s Bible Bomb #1854 (Russian style), where a multimedia “bomb” is hidden inside a copy of the Bible. There is a huge close-up of a bullet wound, urns filled with human ashes, rooms lined with 150 plaster casts of female pudenda. Giuliani, one imagines, would have a heart attack. Still, other artworks are less confronting than whimsical. Austrian sculptor Erwin Wurm’s Fat Car is a red Porsche whose lines bulge like a bloated stomach. A giant indoor waterfall by German artist Julius Popp spells out words that are searched each day on Google.
After an hour of exploring darkened galleries, I finally began to relax about being naked—then we stepped into a brightly lit laboratory-like room. This was where an artwork called Cloaca was maintained. A mass of pipes and glass tubes combined with chemicals, it is able to reproduce the workings of the human digestive system. Museum staff “feed” Cloaca daily, then collect the odoriferous result 13 hours later. But it wasn’t the evocative smell that was shocking. The room was lit by harsh neon lights, and each wall was lined with mirrors, which reflected our images into infinity. Suddenly, there was nowhere to hide. We were visible from every angle. After this clinical episode, nobody had any energy left to be self-conscious. When we all ended up in the bar at the end of the tour, we stood around and chatted casually, still nude.
If that’s not an ice-breaker, I don’t know what is.
The next day, I met Walsh’s research curator, Delia Nicholls, at MONA’s outdoor café and confessed that I’d actually visited the museum the day before.
“Yes, I know you did,” she said. “You went on the naturist tour.”
I blanched. But how would she know?
“We saw you on the security video.”
I had a vision of the MONA staff sitting around with cocktails, laughing uproariously.
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Comments (12)
I just went to this museum on my recent visit to Australia, and it did not disappoint. It was innovative and exciting in so many ways I haven't seen before. To the lady with the traumatized 9-year-old, it's not Smithsonian's job to censor it's content, it's your job as a parent. The Smithsonian magazine is simply reflecting real life, portraying all sorts of aspects of real life around the world for it's readers. If you want to keep your child sheltered from life, then don't allow him to read this magazine before you've gone through it yourself, then guide your child on what articles he might not be ready for just yet. That's your job as a parent. That your child read this at all, and felt confronted by it, means that Smithsonian magazine was indeed doing it's job ..... enlightening their curious audience about interesting things around the world. This museum is not for children necessarily, depending on what exhibits they have, but I did see many in there when I visited. The naked exhibit mentioned in the article was only for a few months after they opened, and I'm pretty sure no parents took their kids to that, since the visitors had to be naked too. But there's certainly no harm in children knowing that exhibits like this exist ... just as they know many other things in the adult world are taboo to them. This knowledge is just part of life. Thanks Smithsonian! I would never have known about this fantastic museum if it wasn't for you.
Posted by Jane Yost on January 30,2013 | 07:36 PM
OMG, The Mother with the 9 year old doesn't see opportunity when it's hitting her in the face. What a wonderful way to introduce these subjects too the child. She could get on the computer and look threw the offerings. She could show how human body is interpreted thru art, describe the sexual experience in a fun and happy way. She could give her child a lot of positive insight if she had an little crack of openness in her own mind.The alternative is what? Try keep reality from your growing child? Get real! Teach him/her that sex is bad, shameful and scary? Describe death the same way? what kind of parenting is that? This is a beautiful and fascinating collection of ART. Walsh has done a service to the world, that includes you Momma. This is a good way for Mom too show her child that these realities are part of our life, they are perfect, beautiful and not scary. Does she think this child should grow into puberty not understanding reality? Be fearful and uninformed about what is part of living and the process of our lives! Grow up girlfriend. That beautiful child came from your own performance. Was that a bad thing? What here is not to be shared with a child? J'
Posted by on December 2,2012 | 11:53 AM
My 9 year-old, an avid reader, leafed through this copy of Smithsonian while swimming at his grandmothers house this afternoon, and came to me very disturbed by this article. We had a long talk about making choices about what we see and participate in (choose the best things in the world and avoid the garbage), but it is absolutely hideous for a reputable magazine like Smithsonian to tuck this article within its pages. He and I both trusted your magazine would be edifying and interesting... safe for children... and instead he was blindsided by incredibly offensive material. I'm surprised and very angry. Please, please REMEMBER YOUR AUDIENCE!!!
Posted by Amber on August 18,2012 | 12:20 AM
David Walsh and MONA sound like something right out of Nevada, USA's Black Rock Desert - an art festival that takes place there each year at the end of August called Burning Man. Wouldn't be surprised if Walsh has been before (and if he hasn't, he should go sometime - heck, he could take over the organization from what I can tell). Fascinating story - thank you. Makes me want to find out more about the history of Tasmania as well.
Posted by Joel Lippert on July 6,2012 | 02:30 AM
I'd just like to correct a mistake in the first paragraph. There was a community of Aboriginal people living outside the colonial settlement on the Bass Strait Islands, who have survived to this day. Therefore the Aborigines who were rounded up and moved to Flinders Island were some of the last, not the last. See: "The Aboriginal Tasmanians" by Lyndall Ryan for more info. It does no service to the Aboriginal community to write them out of existence. The description of "one of the most shameful chapters in British history" still stands.
Posted by Linda Seaborn on May 27,2012 | 04:00 AM
In that confidence. A red rose near a prominent stable, a white dream where the sound of that candle appears in the sky. Francesco Sinibaldi
Posted by Francesco Sinibaldi on May 12,2012 | 08:17 AM
I was born in Tasmania and feel very proud that MONA was developed there. Presently I live just out of Melbourne, just at the start of the Great Ocean Road, the most travelled tourist route in the World. I am a Member of the National Gallery of Victoria and visit other Australian galleries frequently! But, have not managed to get down to 'Tassie' as it is known here! The article, written by an Australian, I understand, paints an inviting picture. Despite the authors comments, and as much as I would like to visit, it is not considered mainstream here! I have visited NYC prior to 9/11 and had the pleasure of having a gin and tonic at Windows on the World at the now demolished World Trade Centre. Next day we flew Concorde to London!!!
Posted by Ronald Begg on May 8,2012 | 02:03 PM
What a great, fascinating, evocative piece! I love Tony Perottet's work - it's always interesting and so well-written!
Posted by sunbad on April 25,2012 | 01:44 AM
Great article. An insight into a unique character. I good friend of mine went to the MONA Launch. Said it was exquisitely bizarre. Have to get down there. The Festival is the time to go apparently.
Posted by Anthony J. Langford on April 24,2012 | 07:38 PM
Very entertaining article prompting tons of google searches!
Posted by Todd on April 22,2012 | 09:30 AM
I really enjoyed the article on Tasmania,especially about Mr. David Walsh. People who are visionaries, use their own funds too share what they love with their homeland is rare.Kudos to Mr. Walsh and Mr. Perrottet for their insight and foresight. ( Mr. Walsh and I have a lot in common, another time perhaps.)
Posted by DAN DESMOND on April 21,2012 | 01:44 PM
We lived in Melbourne, Australia about 10 years ago, and made a visit to Tasmania. It is a great place! I was surprised at the lovely city of Hobart, and all the things to see and do on the island. One of the places on the planet I would definitely live if I had my druthers.
Posted by K. Herschell on April 21,2012 | 12:35 PM