The Man Who Invented Elsie, the Borden Cow
- By Carolyn Hughes Crowley
- Smithsonian.com, September 01, 1999, Subscribe
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Shocked and grieving, Borden thought hard about yellow fever. It mostly struck in summer, abating after the first frost, and some 60 years before Walter Reed discovered that mosquitoes carried the fever, Borden decided he would simply chill the dread disease out of existence with a giant refrigerator. He planned to use ether as a cooling agent to help cool his fellow citizens back to health. "I mean to keep you for a week as if under a white frost," he wrote. "If we had the refrigerators ready I could lock up every soul in a temporary winter." Fortunately nobody volunteered.
He also launched his "terraqueous machine," a combination wagon and sailboat supposed to run equally well on land or sea. One night he invited guests for a midnight dinner concocted, he explained, out of material "from which, if you knew what they were... you would turn with loathing and horror. I have transmuted even the dirt itself into delicacies." After dinner, Borden led his guests to the machine, a horse and wagon with a mast and a square sail in front rigged with pulleys and a device to make the wheels serve as makeshift paddle wheels. Screaming passengers made him stop at water's edge. On another outing, he rolled the ponderous contraption down into the water, where it instantly capsized, dumping everybody into the Gulf of Mexico.
"Where's Borden?" someone yelled.
"Drowned, I do most sincerely hope. He richly deserves it," a soaking guest responded.
Borden's next try, not an entire disaster, was meat biscuits. In the 1840s he boiled 120 pounds of beef down to 10 pounds, dehydrating it, mixed flour with the residue, kneaded the substance into biscuits and baked them. A navy doctor complained that many people found them "absolutely disgusting," something like melted glue and molasses. Still, during the gold rush, a party of forty-niners carried Borden's biscuits to California, and people ate them on an Arctic expedition. The Scientific American described the biscuit as "one of the most valuable inventions that has ever been brought forward." But the Army, which might have made the biscuit a financial success, decided it was "not only unpalatable, but failed to appease the craving of hunger—producing head ache, nausea, and great muscular depression." The biscuit business failed, driving Borden to bankruptcy in 1852.
"I am entirely out of money," he wrote a friend. "I have had to parcel out my family among my friends and relatives. My wife [his second] is in one place, my daughters in another and every piece of property I have is mortgaged. I labor 15 hours a day." Such failures did not dampen Borden's faith in his inventions. "There is no use in looking back," he told a friend. "If I did, I should soon be dead or in a mad house."
Harking back to his earlier thoughts on condensing and preserving perishables, he began trying to condense everything. "I mean to put a potato into a pillbox, a pumpkin into a tablespoon, the biggest sort of watermelon into a saucer....The Turks made acres of roses into attar of roses....I intend to make attar of every thing."
Sometimes the problem was purely commercial. He condensed 6.5 gallons of apple cider into one gallon, but had few takers. During the Civil War, he broke one of his most rigid rules — no Sunday work — to produce concentrated blackberry juice. He shipped the entire batch for free to Gen. William T. Sherman, who wrote back to thank Borden for doing more than all the Army surgeons to overcome an epidemic of dysentery.
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Comments (4)
Maybe you can help me I would appreciate it. I have a beautiful green rock that appears to be maybe crystal. It is a bit rough on the top and faceted clear on the sides. the bottom is polished flat opaque. On the top of this stone or rock is a stamped inscription that reads Philadelphia condensed milk. In the center it says "The best in the world" The first. Do you have any idea what company this stone may have come from? It is shaped like a very large egg. From bottom to top it measures approximately 4 1/2 " side to side approximately 3 1/2 " height is approx. 2" It is a light green and lets light pass through. Very beautiful. I guess what I am asking is "Where can I do research on First Philadelphia condensed milk? I can't find much on the computer.
Posted by Paul Sillence on February 20,2011 | 09:57 AM
what type of cow does borden use
Posted by Blake Hawk on May 14,2010 | 01:07 PM
just reading about Elsie on here as I am the caregiver for one of the original ladies that toured with Elsie. Her name is Anne Perrine Webber. She has some very interesting stories she has told me of her travels and wonderfull pictures too. Would be great to have a photo of her sister and her for borden...kinda then and now stuff.
Posted by jo felton on November 4,2009 | 09:53 PM
to whom it may concern,
why can't you get bordens chocolate milk no more i love that stuff.please let me know if you can get in north carolina.
thank you kelly
Posted by kelly ball on September 4,2009 | 02:47 PM