Lunar Bat-men, the Planet Vulcan and Martian Canals
Five of science history's most bizarre cosmic delusions
- By Erik Washam
- Smithsonian magazine, December 2010, Subscribe
Bat-Men On The Moon!
One August morning in 1835, readers of the New York Sun were astonished to learn that the Moon was inhabited. Three-quarters of the newspaper's front page was devoted to the story, the first in a series entitled "Great Astronomical Discoveries Lately Made by Sir John Herschel, L.L.D, F.R.S, &c At The Cape of Good Hope." Herschel, a well-known British astronomer, was able "by means of a telescope of vast dimensions and an entirely new principle," the paper reported, to view objects on the Moon as though they were "at the distance of a hundred yards." Each new story in the six-part series reported discoveries more fantastic than the last.
Herschel's telescope revealed lunar forests, lakes and seas, "monstrous amethysts" almost a hundred feet high, red hills and enormous chasms. Populating this surreal landscape were animals resembling bison, goats, pelicans, sheep—even unicorns. Beavers without tails walked on two legs and built fires in their huts. A ball-shaped amphibian moved around by rolling. There were moose, horned bears and miniature zebras. But the biggest surprise of all was reserved for the fourth article in the series. Herschel and his team of astronomers had spotted humanoids: bipedal bat-winged creatures four feet tall with faces that were "a slight improvement" on the orangutan's. Dubbed Vespertilio-homo (or, informally, the bat-man), these creatures were observed to be "innocent," but they occasionally conducted themselves in a manner that the author thought might not be fit for publication.
The Sun also described massive temples, though the newspaper cautioned that it was unclear whether the bat-men had built them or the structures were the remnants of a once-great civilization. Certain sculptural details—a globe surrounded by flames—led the Sun's writer to wonder whether they referred to some calamity that had befallen the bat-men or were a warning about the future.
Reaction to the series—an effort to boost circulation, which it did—ranged from amazed belief to incredulity. Herschel himself was annoyed. In a letter to his aunt Caroline Herschel, also an astronomer, he wrote, "I have been pestered from all quarters with that ridiculous hoax about the Moon—in English French Italian & German!!" The author of the piece was most likely Richard Adams Locke, a Sun reporter. The newspaper never admitted it concocted the story. It's tempting to think that we're immune to such outlandish hoaxes today, and perhaps we are. But a passage from the series reminds us that we're not as different from our forebears of almost 200 years ago as we might think. When Herschel made his supposed optic breakthrough, the Sun reported, a colleague leapt into the air and exclaimed: "Thou art the man!"
Planet Vulcan Found!
Vulcan is best known today as the fictional birthplace of the stoic Mr. Spock on "Star Trek," but for more than half a century it was considered a real planet that orbited between Mercury and the Sun. More than one respectable astronomer claimed to have observed it.
Astronomers had noticed several discrepancies in Mercury's orbit. In 1860, French mathematician Urbain Le Verrier speculated that an undetected planet exerting a gravitational pull on Mercury could account for the odd orbit. He named it Vulcan.
An astronomer named Edmond Lescarbault said he had spotted the planet the previous year. Other astronomers pored over reports of previous sightings of objects crossing in front of the Sun. Occasional sightings of planet-like objects were announced, each prompting astronomers to recalculate Vulcan's orbit. After the solar eclipse of 1878, which gave astronomers a rare opportunity to see objects normally obscured by the Sun's glare, two astronomers reported they had seen Vulcan or other objects inside Mercury's orbit.
Le Verrier was awarded the Légion d'honneur for predicting the location of a real planet: Neptune. He died in 1877 still believing he had also discovered Vulcan. It took until 1915 and improved photography and the acceptance of Einstein's general theory of relativity, which explained Mercury's orbital discrepancies, for the idea to be laid to rest. The observations of the phantom planet were either wishful thinking or sunspots.
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Comments (10)
Just shows how important careful writing must be. The reference to the closest planet to ours being Mars is a reference NOT to its proximity to Earth but its physical characteristics compared to Earth. DH
Posted by Don Haywood on April 1,2012 | 12:11 PM
no global warming or climate change if you prefer has not been accepted by the majoity.the so-called hockey stick graph,has been disproved.and in fact global warming is not new.margret thatcher,claimed tht the earth was warming and there was no need for the coal miners who were on strike at the time for better wages.the climate is constantly changing,and to assume that humans are to blame,simply shows the disdain these paticular scientists have for humankind.
Posted by thomas on February 10,2011 | 09:16 PM
And I thought the well known Piltdown Man would be on this list. If "scientific hoax" is mentioned in public, it usually tops the list. While this purposeful fossil forgery was later exposed, few other such deceptions have ever been created. More than a few anthropologists were duped by it, but there were doubters from the beginning. Delusion can be a part of human nature, especially by those who are uncritical. But Richard Dawkins got it right with his book, "The God Delusion" by stating so clearly mankind's biggest delusion of all time - religion! I would call supernatural belief the supreme cosmic error.
Posted by photojack53 on February 4,2011 | 12:31 AM
Very entertaining! But to answer the respondent who thought global warmaing would be added to the list:
This theory is very different from the previous ones that proved to be hoaxes. They were promoted by a one or a few imaginative folks and not taken seriously by the scientific community. In contrast, global climate change is accepted by an overwhelming majority of well-trained scientists in the field of climatology and is opposed by people in the general public with no understanding of how the Earth's energy exchange system actually works.
Posted by Janet Zehr on January 17,2011 | 02:28 PM
Gullibility is alive and well even now. Hence the belief in alien abductions, Bigfoot, Roswell, ghosts, etc. People will always believe what they want to believe,
Posted by Jim on January 7,2011 | 10:43 PM
It's funny to see what people came up with before all of the new technology and even since then, Can you imagine thinking there were these "Bat" like beings that lived on the moon. but they the general public had no way of disproving these things and just tended to believe what they were told.
Posted by D.G. on January 6,2011 | 04:07 PM
Thou art the man!
Posted by Jane Jump on December 21,2010 | 11:13 AM
Twenty years from now, Global Warming will be on this list.
Posted by Graham Ogilvie on December 21,2010 | 10:42 AM
Uwe:
Good point - Venus is indeed the closest planet to Earth. I think perhaps the author meant that Mars was the planet that most resembled ours. Its similarity prompted more than one astronomer to speculate on the existence of life there.
Of course, Isaac Asimov suggested that the Earth-Moon system could be classified as a double planet because of its unique size and gravity relationships. This would make our moon the closest planet. Certainly the bat-men would be pleased.
Posted by Erik Washam on December 16,2010 | 10:47 PM
Entertaining article, which I enjoyed reading. There's one slight lapse in fact though (in the "Martians Build Canals!"-section): the planet closest to our own is not Mars but Venus.
Posted by Uwe on December 16,2010 | 04:10 PM