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The course was the Lakeside Golf Club.
Lakeside Golf Club seemed to have been created by a popcorn-filled imagination. Within hailing distance of no fewer than three movie studios—so close to Universal that it bordered the company zoo, golfers able to hear the lions, tigers and elephants kept on the premises for jungle movies—the club was filled with celebrated faces. Oliver Hardy, Johnny Weissmuller and Douglas Fairbanks were members. Howard Hughes was a member. Charles Coburn. Adolph Menjou. Humphrey Bogart. Randolph Scott. Don Ameche. Guy Kibbee.
W. C. Fields was a member, lived on the other side of Toluca Lake, and sometimes would row across, flask of gin in his pocket, to make his starting time. Bing Crosby was a member. Mack Sennett was, too. Lakeside was a movieland refuge, a playground, a reward for wealth and fame.
John Montague inserted himself nicely into the picture in 1933. In no time at all, he became the club champion. He hit shots that no one ever had seen, drove greens that seldom, if ever, had been driven. He would bet on anything, bet that he could drive a golf ball three-quarters of a mile in five shots, bet he could chip onto the practice green through the clubhouse window, bet he could stack and bury three balls in a sand trap and hit only the middle one out of the trouble.
His feats of strength were just as remarkable. He would walk into the bar, spot Oliver Hardy, grab the 300-pound comedian by the shirt with one hand and lift him onto the bar. ("What'll you have, Babe?") In the clubhouse, he wrestled George Bancroft, a character actor of some renown, a big guy who specialized in playing villains. He stuffed George Bancroft into a locker. He pulled a drowning woman from Henshaw Dam Lake near San Diego. There seemed to be no stopping him.
"We were out one night and somehow or another there was an altercation with the driver of another car," Johnny Weissmuller reported. "Seems like he thought Monty should have stopped and let him ahead of us. The guy started cussing and generally harassing us and walked up to the car and kept it up. Monty didn't say anything, he just got out of the car, walked up to the front of the guy's Lincoln, picked it up yea high and let it drop. One of the lights fell off and Monty just walked back to the guy and said, ‘What did you say?' The smart guy almost fainted as we drove off."
Weissmuller was a former Olympic swimming champion, the reigning Tarzan in the movies. Even Tarzan of the Jungle was impressed.
The most storied incident on the Lakeside golf course was the one-hole match Montague staged with Bing Crosby. Already the country's most famous singer, not to mention a top movie star, Crosby was a constant and good golfer. He lived on Toluca Lake, sometimes played 36 holes in a day. Always looking for a match, one more round before sunset, he played against the Lakeside caddies, played against the members, played against Montague.
At the end of one encounter, sharing drinks in the bar, Montague the winner again, Crosby bemoaned his luck. A bad bounce here, a bad lie there had ruined his game. Montague disagreed. He said a turn of luck would not have changed the result of the match. To prove it, he bet he could beat Crosby without even using golf clubs. He said he could beat him with a baseball bat, a shovel and a rake. Crosby jumped at the offer.
Montague went to his car—and maybe Crosby should have suspected something if his opponent just happened to have a baseball bat, shovel and rake in the car—and returned with the implements. He then proceeded to hit a golf ball 350 yards into a sand trap with the baseball bat, shovel the ball to within eight feet of the hole, then get down on all fours and make the putt for a birdie using the rake handle like a pool cue. This beat Crosby's par 4, which was executed with a normal drive, chip and two putts, all with standard clubs.
"That was enough for me," the singer said. "I went back to the clubhouse for a little more conviviality."
The Crosby story was wildfire. The tale was told and retold around Hollywood, exaggerated often, the match stretched to 18 holes in some accounts, the shots made longer and more difficult. The amount of the bet—the two participants always claimed it was five bucks—turned into thousands. Montague was now forever "the man who beat Bing Crosby using a baseball bat, a shovel and a rake."
The stories grew. Birds of all descriptions were now felled from telephone wires at all distances. Weissmuller said he had seen Montague kill a sparrow. George Bancroft was not only stuffed into a locker, but the door was shut and Bancroft had to beg to be released. Montague, it was said, could light a wooden match with a golf club, the match placed in the teeth of a caddie lying on a tee. Montague could hit carom shots off oak trees, the ball landing on the green. Montague could do anything. George Von Elm, the 1926 U.S. Amateur champion, called him "the greatest golfer I ever saw."
The strange part of all this was that the man in question did little to encourage it. He was shy, almost secretive. In a town where fame was a career goal, he wanted no part of it.
He refused to enter any tournaments other than club championships. He rejected all offers to turn pro, to take on the famous names like Bobby Jones or Walter Hagen. He didn't play for championships, only for "other reasons"—for fun.


Comments
I am not a golfer - but this was one of the most interesting and entertaining articles I have read in a long time... Thank you it was great~!
Posted by Bonny Giovanni on May 30,2008 | 06:08AM
I am more then a little skeptical that any 200-220 pound man could one arm lift another 300 pound man, Oliver Hardy. If he could do that he would be stronger then any heavy weight Olympic class lifter. Was this article written as an example of how myths get started?
Posted by John Elliott on May 31,2008 | 07:12AM
Golf is a game of the heart, With a love that’s meant to last, This brings to mind Payne Stewart, A class act for sure has passed. Flying high in the wild blue yonder, Above the masses below, Payne and those who were with him, Why did they have to go? He was more than just the clothes, This loving husband and father of two, That’s the number of U.S. Opens won, Why? What did he do? A champion of the greens, A master when buried in the sand, On his way to the TPC, The Lord had other plans. Payne birdies 18 to finish at 60, The site is so clear in my mind, But with an 80-foot eagle for the win, God shoots a 59. Payne extends his hand with a smile, Congratulating God for a record back 9, All the while thinking to himself, Lord I’ll get You next time. A lifetime of fond memories, Doing what he loved to do, In our hearts he’ll be here forever, Even though he’s gone at 42! Poems By Luke Easter
Posted by Luke Easter on June 1,2008 | 08:10PM
It's unfortunate that article like these are written. Anyone, and I mean anyone, that golfs knows that these stories are, if not out and out fabrication, exagerated beyond belief.
Posted by Roger Mochel on June 3,2008 | 11:38AM
My father Jack Gaines (1898-1957) was one of California's top amateur golfers in the 1930's. State Champion at Pebble Beach '35, SoCal '32 & 37, etc. A high school teacher and coach, he played most of his golf during summer vacations. He got to know several of the celebrities mentioned in the article. He played many rounds with Bing Crosby at Lakeside (Crosby was a 2 handicap and club champion)--in one match they played "The Great Montague". I have a telegram sent from Lakeside congratulating him on winning the State Championship from several notables including Crosby, Guy Kibbee, and Randolph Scott. Dad also played in the Desert Championship--which drew the best amateurs in the country--to the O'Donnell Course in Palm Springs. Winning it three times and once playing in a featured foursome which included Babe Didrikson--with War-Bonds as the price of admission. I was about 10 years old and got to walk the course with them. What fun!
Posted by John Gaines on June 3,2008 | 07:16PM
This was the most enjoyable article I have read in years. I can see why some people would think it contains fabrications, but with so may quotes from notable people, you have to give some credibility to the content. I heard similar comments about Tiger Woods when he walked away with the Masters' championship a few years ago.
Posted by Raymond Smith on June 5,2008 | 06:59PM
I believed every word of it! Seriously, I was skeptical, too, but when I read what sports journalist Grantland Rice witnessed and wrote, I figured that maybe half of what was written about this Montague guy was probably true. Speaking of the unbelievable, there's an interview with Tiger's Left Knee at the ARMCHAIR GOLF BLOG.
Posted by Neil Sagebiel on June 6,2008 | 09:58AM
A great read. My father, Norm Blackburn joined Lakeside in 1936 and I grew up around the place. Johnny Weissmuller gave me a few diving lessons at the pool. In 1974, Dad wrote the Lakeside 50th Anniversary Book for which he was made an honorary member with Bob Hope. Bing Crosby tells of his match with Montague on page 108. Several of the John Montague stories were told on page 127 by Weissmuller. Montague was club champion in 1933-34. I always thought Lakeside was a men only club until the 60's so when I saw the reference to Floncy Rice being a member in the early '30s, I immediately hauled out my copy of dad's book. In deed, Flouncy was made a member in 1935, a year before Grantland joined. Thanks for bring back a lot of memories. Norman Blackburn
Posted by Norman A. Blackburn on June 13,2008 | 12:51PM
read the article read the book --wonderful wonderful!I have know idea about the Payne Stewart post or the Tin Cup post--Both are silly! However,the judge was correct--The jury should have been hung!
Posted by robert douglas on June 19,2008 | 01:07PM
Who would win the golf match John Daily or John Montague? Imagine the damage those guys could have done together boozing it up.
Posted by Jeff Bergo on June 25,2008 | 09:51PM
How the good life & good times were acknowledged by those who live them. Friends and conversation that's golf.
Posted by wayne bradley on July 3,2008 | 03:28PM
Believe it or not, La Verne Moore was my Great Great Uncle. My Grandma and her two sisters (La Verne's nieces) are still living in the Rochester and Syracuse areas. He made his money by smuggling from the Canada border, in the Adirondack area and all the way down to NYC. Also theres a picture of him and Babe Ruth along with Bing Crosby. There was never really any huge stories told because he supposedly kept things secret. Its pretty cool knowing that someone in my ancestry actually made a name for themselves.
Posted by Drew Rogers on July 10,2008 | 10:30PM
Great article, allways enjoy reading about someone like him.
Posted by ROBERT STERLING on July 14,2008 | 09:25AM
My father was a long time member at Lakeside from the early thirties till his death in 1963. As a young person I played many rounds at Lakeside and had a nodding acquaintance with the celebrity characters you mentioned in your story. I also knew Montague, but never managed to play golf with him. However,on a course that eventually became a part of 20th Century Fox studios I ran into Montague on the sixth tee which was fronting Pico Blvd. and directly across the street from Hillcrest Country Club. Montague was on the tee and betting any takers that he could hit a ball with a six iron over an eighty foot water tower on the Hillcrest property. I waited to see if anyone would take the bet and finally someone did and Montague performed. The word got around quickly so Montague ran out of pigeons. Finally, in the mid fifties I was waiting on the first tee on the Rancho Golf Course when this haggard street person approached me. It was Montague. He asked me for a few dollars he needed to get his car out of impound, but promised to pay me within a few days. I never saw him again, but I'm glad you have revived his legend with your article and most of the stories regarding his golfing and strength activities were substantially true.
Posted by Howard Sheehan, Jr. on July 18,2008 | 11:14PM
I am a distant niece of Uncle John Montaque. I remember him as a loving, fun, strong and compassionate man. I also remember some of his amazing shots. These stories are true. When I was young my grandfather and Uncle John would sit around at night (yes with the whiskey) and talk of their day with people like Bob Hope, etc golfing. He and my grandfather were wonderful men. What an honor to see his legend live.
Posted by Linda Wishart on September 27,2008 | 12:49PM
I happen to see the documentary on Fox Sports Net on Tuesday, November 25. This was a very interesting show. I have never heard of this golfer but now I can say that I saw the show and he was definetly a great golfer.I can say that based on the stories I just read from this article. Thank you for sharing these wonderful stories with the public and avid golfers.
Posted by Earnest J. Fields on November 26,2008 | 02:53PM
I recently saw a tv show about Montague, it shows him using a bat, shovel and rake. Some of the claims maybe fiction, but the fact is this man could play some good golf.
Posted by Steven Lucero on February 22,2009 | 10:17AM
I'm reading the book on Montague now, and it is enjoyable to hear how many close friends he made in Hollywood, and about his great golf exploits. Anybody that could reach the 18th at Pebble in two shots, playing with a golf ball and clubs from the 1930's is a great golfer. Think what he could have done with today's ball and golf equipment. If a movie has not been made about this man, then it should be.
Posted by Mark Giuseffi on February 24,2009 | 03:23PM