How a Missile Silo Became the Most Difficult Interior Decorating Job Ever
A relic from the Cold War, this instrument of death gets a new life … and a new look
- By Lisa Bramen
- Smithsonian.com, October 15, 2012, Subscribe
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For instance, in 2011, after scouring salvage yards for years, he finally found a replacement for the hydraulic rams that opened and closed the 90-ton silo doors. Last fall he assembled friends to watch as he closed the doors for the first time in decades. Partway down, one of the rams started spewing hydraulic fluid.
Michael has been more successful in the control center. You enter the space by descending a 40-foot staircase to the entrapment vestibule and a pair of 2,000-pound steel blast doors. The two-level control center is a 45-foot-diameter cylinder; in the center is a huge fan-vaulted concrete support column. The floors do not connect to the walls; instead, a system of four pneumatic arms was designed to absorb the shock of a direct nuclear hit. An overhead escape hatch in the top level is filled with four tons of sand, also to absorb shock. In the event a nuclear blast blocked the main entrance, the top few inches of sand would turn to glass from the extreme heat; the crew members would open the hatch to let out the rest of the sand, use a hammer to break through the glass and crawl out.
The decor is full of cheeky references to the silo’s past purpose, with a color scheme that is mostly utilitarian gray, orange and blue. A set of clocks on one wall displays the times in world cities. In the kitchen is a stack of aluminum mess kits left over from a military-themed party Michael once threw. Flight suits hang on a wall in the bedroom, the former missile control room, where he has also painted a round table with a yellow and black radiation symbol. The original launch console is still there, though, to Michael’s great disappointment, on his first return visit after the purchase he discovered the red button had since been stolen. (As it turns out, it wasn’t the launch commit button anyway—according to Somerset, the real one was kept under a flapper cover to avoid accidental activation. The red button was to sound the klaxon that would alert the crew to prepare for a launch.)
Since there are no windows, Michael has mounted a closed-circuit television to the wall so he can see what’s happening outdoors. The temperature in the control center is a constant 55 degrees; it takes a good two weeks of running the heat pump full time to bring it up to 68. But the most marked difference of living below ground instead of above is the utter silence. “I remember one night I got up out of bed thinking, there’s something humming, and I had to find it,” he says. He looked high and low for the source of the noise. “I eventually gave up and went back to bed. I finally realized it was just the buzz in my head. It’s that quiet.”
Since the 9/11 attacks, a flurry of interest in the remote, bombproof sites has left Michael feeling both vindicated and slightly unsettled. He says he has been approached by groups wanting to buy his place as a haven in which to wait out the “end times.”
Ed Peden, the Kansas man who directed Michael to his silo, operates a website advertising other missile sites for sale around the country. Many converted silo homes have been made to look like regular houses inside, with back-lit false windows, modern kitchens and other homey touches. One, an above- and below-ground luxury log home about 45 miles from Michael’s silo, includes its own airstrip and is on the market for $750,000. People have also found novel uses for the underground structures, as a scuba diving center (near Abilene, Texas); a one-man UFO investigation center (near Seattle); and, until it was raided by the Drug Enforcement Agency in 2000, an illicit drug lab that produced one-third of the nation’s LSD.
Michael has also found creative ways to take advantage of his silo’s unique space. It’s been used as a film set several times. Last fall during an open house, he staged a sculptural installation called Rapture, inspired by the doomsday groups that have contacted him. Later this month, three engineers will stage an interactive LED light show inside the main chamber of the silo.
Michael’s dream is to complete the restoration of the silo and turn it into a performance space—the acoustics are fantastic, he says. He is seeking a financial partner because, after spending an estimated $350,000 of his own money on renovations over the years, he is tapped out.
But he has no regrets. “In terms of joy and excitement and happiness,” he says, “it has paid for itself a thousand times over.”
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Comments (3)
Thanks for a great story. I commanded an Atlas F missile crew as part of the 550th Strategic Missile Squadron out of Schilling AFB, Salina Kansas. I joined the squadron while the sites were being built and served until they were decommissioned. Aside from the grim morning briefings before going out to the site during the Cuban Crisis, my sharpest memory is that the logic units which governed the load and launch sequence occupied fully half of one silo level. Today's desktop computers would handle the same job.
Posted by Gerard Ennis on April 10,2013 | 04:49 PM
@ Robert E. Murchison Fascinating anecdote. I'm sure you have other great stories, too.
Posted by Laura H. Salovitch on February 28,2013 | 12:09 PM
Like Richard Somerset I was a BMAT, but for the Titan II ICBM in Kansas. I would have liked to have converted one of the Titan II missile complexes but unfortunately thanks to the pact between Reagan and the premier of the USSR all the silos' upper floors were imploded, all entrances destroyed and/or buried, all above ground evidence of what existed there was destroyed and the land leveled as if the sites never existed. There is only one Titan II site still in existence out in Arizona being used as a museum. Oh yeah, one man out in Arizona did buy the location of one missile complex and managed to excavate portions it. I do not know what became of his site, but if I had the funds I would purchase one of the missile complexes in either Kansas or Arkansas and see if I could access it to be refurbished. I was active duty and scheduled to be at the Kansas missile site which had the major oxiderizer leak which resulted in the immediate death of one man and the later death of another. I pulled guard duty at that site. I and my crew were switched to another site for that day (which none of us at McConnell AFB will never forget).
Posted by Robert E. Murchison on October 21,2012 | 04:48 PM