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The Little-Known Legend of Jesus in Japan

A mountain hamlet in northern Japan claims Jesus Christ was buried there

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On the flat top of a steep hill in a distant corner of northern Japan lies the tomb of an itinerant shepherd who, two millennia ago, settled down there to grow garlic. He fell in love with a farmer’s daughter named Miyuko, fathered three kids and died at the ripe old age of 106. In the mountain hamlet of Shingo, he’s remembered by the name Daitenku Taro Jurai. The rest of the world knows him as Jesus Christ.

It turns out that Jesus of Nazareth—the Messiah, worker of miracles and spiritual figurehead for one of the world’s foremost religions—did not die on the cross at Calvary, as widely reported. According to amusing local folklore, that was his kid brother, Isukiri, whose severed ear was interred in an adjacent burial mound in Japan.

A bucolic backwater with only one Christian resident (Toshiko Sato, who was 77 when I visited last spring) and no church within 30 miles, Shingo nevertheless bills itself as Kirisuto no Sato (Christ’s Hometown). Every year 20,000 or so pilgrims and pagans visit the site, which is maintained by a nearby yogurt factory. Some visitors shell out the 100-yen entrance fee at the Legend of Christ Museum, a trove of religious relics that sells everything from Jesus coasters to coffee mugs. Some participate in the springtime Christ Festival, a mashup of multidenominational rites in which kimono-clad women dance around the twin graves and chant a three-line litany in an unknown language. The ceremony, designed to console the spirit of Jesus, has been staged by the local tourism bureau since 1964.

The Japanese are mostly Buddhist or Shintoist, and, in a nation of 127.8 million, about 1 percent identify themselves as Christian. The country harbors a large floating population of folk religionists enchanted by the mysterious, the uncanny and the counterintuitive. “They find spiritual fulfillment in being eclectic,” says Richard Fox Young, a professor of religious history at the Princeton Theological Seminary. “That is, you can have it all: A feeling of closeness—to Jesus and Buddha and many, many other divine figures—without any of the obligations that come from a more singular religious orientation.”

In Shingo, the Greatest Story Ever Told is retold like this: Jesus first came to Japan at the age of 21 to study theology. This was during his so-called “lost years,” a 12-year gap unaccounted for in the New Testament. He landed at the west coast port of Amanohashidate, a spit of land that juts across Miyazu Bay, and became a disciple of a great master near Mount Fuji, learning the Japanese language and Eastern culture. At 33, he returned to Judea—by way of Morocco!—to talk up what a museum brochure calls the “sacred land” he had just visited.

Having run afoul of the Roman authorities, Jesus was arrested and condemned to crucifixion for heresy. But he cheated the executioners by trading places with the unsung, if not unremembered, Isukiri. To escape persecution, Jesus fled back to the promised land of Japan with two keepsakes: one of his sibling’s ears and a lock of the Virgin Mary’s hair. He trekked across the frozen wilderness of Siberia to Alaska, a journey of four years, 6,000 miles and innumerable privations. This alternative Second Coming ended after he sailed to Hachinohe, an ox-cart ride from Shingo.

Upon reaching the village, Jesus retired to a life in exile, adopted a new identity and raised a family. He is said to have lived out his natural life ministering to the needy. He sported a balding gray pate, a coat of many folds and a distinctive nose, which, the museum brochure observes, earned him a reputation as a “long-nosed goblin.”

When Jesus died, his body was left exposed on a hilltop for four years. In keeping with the customs of the time, his bones were then bundled and buried in a grave—the same mound of earth that is now topped by a timber cross and surrounded by a picket fence. Though the Japanese Jesus performed no miracles, one could be forgiven for wondering whether he ever turned water into sake.

***

This all sounds more Life of Brian than Life of Jesus. Still, the case for the Shingo Savior is argued vigorously in the museum and enlivened by folklore. In ancient times, it’s believed, villagers maintained traditions alien to the rest of Japan. Men wore clothes that resembled the toga-like robes of biblical Palestine, women wore veils, and babies were toted around in woven baskets like those in the Holy Land. Not only were newborns swaddled in clothes embroidered with a design that resembled a Star of David, but, as a talisman, their foreheads were marked with charcoal crosses.

The museum contends that the local dialect contains words like aba or gaga (mother) and aya or dada (father) that are closer to Hebrew than Japanese, and that the old village name, Heraimura, can be traced to an early Middle Eastern diaspora. Religious scholar Arimasa Kubo, a retired Tokyo pastor, thinks Shingo may have been settled by “descendants of the ten lost tribes of Israel.”

As if to fuel this unlikely explanation, in 2004, Israeli ambassador Eli Cohen visited the tombs and dedicated a plaque, in Hebrew, to honor the ties between Shingo and the city of Jerusalem. Embassy spokesman Gil Haskel explained that while Hebrew tribes could have migrated to Japan, the marker was merely “a symbol of friendship rather than an endorsement of the Jesus claims.”

Another theory raises the possibility that the tombs hold the bodies of 16th- century missionaries. Christian evangelists first came to Japan in 1549, but bitter infighting for influence and Japanese converts led to a nationwide ban on the religion in 1614.

Believers went underground, and these Hidden Christians, as they are called, encountered ferocious persecution. To root them out, officials administered loyalty tests in which priests and other practitioners were required to trample a cross or an image of the Madonna and the baby Jesus. Those who refused to denounce their beliefs were crucified, beheaded, burned at the stake, tortured to death or hanged upside-down over cesspools to intensify their suffering. For more than 200 years, until an isolated Japan opened its doors to the West in 1868, Christianity survived in scattered communities, which perhaps explains why Shingo’s so-called Christian traditions are not practiced in the rest of the region.


On the flat top of a steep hill in a distant corner of northern Japan lies the tomb of an itinerant shepherd who, two millennia ago, settled down there to grow garlic. He fell in love with a farmer’s daughter named Miyuko, fathered three kids and died at the ripe old age of 106. In the mountain hamlet of Shingo, he’s remembered by the name Daitenku Taro Jurai. The rest of the world knows him as Jesus Christ.

It turns out that Jesus of Nazareth—the Messiah, worker of miracles and spiritual figurehead for one of the world’s foremost religions—did not die on the cross at Calvary, as widely reported. According to amusing local folklore, that was his kid brother, Isukiri, whose severed ear was interred in an adjacent burial mound in Japan.

A bucolic backwater with only one Christian resident (Toshiko Sato, who was 77 when I visited last spring) and no church within 30 miles, Shingo nevertheless bills itself as Kirisuto no Sato (Christ’s Hometown). Every year 20,000 or so pilgrims and pagans visit the site, which is maintained by a nearby yogurt factory. Some visitors shell out the 100-yen entrance fee at the Legend of Christ Museum, a trove of religious relics that sells everything from Jesus coasters to coffee mugs. Some participate in the springtime Christ Festival, a mashup of multidenominational rites in which kimono-clad women dance around the twin graves and chant a three-line litany in an unknown language. The ceremony, designed to console the spirit of Jesus, has been staged by the local tourism bureau since 1964.

The Japanese are mostly Buddhist or Shintoist, and, in a nation of 127.8 million, about 1 percent identify themselves as Christian. The country harbors a large floating population of folk religionists enchanted by the mysterious, the uncanny and the counterintuitive. “They find spiritual fulfillment in being eclectic,” says Richard Fox Young, a professor of religious history at the Princeton Theological Seminary. “That is, you can have it all: A feeling of closeness—to Jesus and Buddha and many, many other divine figures—without any of the obligations that come from a more singular religious orientation.”

In Shingo, the Greatest Story Ever Told is retold like this: Jesus first came to Japan at the age of 21 to study theology. This was during his so-called “lost years,” a 12-year gap unaccounted for in the New Testament. He landed at the west coast port of Amanohashidate, a spit of land that juts across Miyazu Bay, and became a disciple of a great master near Mount Fuji, learning the Japanese language and Eastern culture. At 33, he returned to Judea—by way of Morocco!—to talk up what a museum brochure calls the “sacred land” he had just visited.

Having run afoul of the Roman authorities, Jesus was arrested and condemned to crucifixion for heresy. But he cheated the executioners by trading places with the unsung, if not unremembered, Isukiri. To escape persecution, Jesus fled back to the promised land of Japan with two keepsakes: one of his sibling’s ears and a lock of the Virgin Mary’s hair. He trekked across the frozen wilderness of Siberia to Alaska, a journey of four years, 6,000 miles and innumerable privations. This alternative Second Coming ended after he sailed to Hachinohe, an ox-cart ride from Shingo.

Upon reaching the village, Jesus retired to a life in exile, adopted a new identity and raised a family. He is said to have lived out his natural life ministering to the needy. He sported a balding gray pate, a coat of many folds and a distinctive nose, which, the museum brochure observes, earned him a reputation as a “long-nosed goblin.”

When Jesus died, his body was left exposed on a hilltop for four years. In keeping with the customs of the time, his bones were then bundled and buried in a grave—the same mound of earth that is now topped by a timber cross and surrounded by a picket fence. Though the Japanese Jesus performed no miracles, one could be forgiven for wondering whether he ever turned water into sake.

***

This all sounds more Life of Brian than Life of Jesus. Still, the case for the Shingo Savior is argued vigorously in the museum and enlivened by folklore. In ancient times, it’s believed, villagers maintained traditions alien to the rest of Japan. Men wore clothes that resembled the toga-like robes of biblical Palestine, women wore veils, and babies were toted around in woven baskets like those in the Holy Land. Not only were newborns swaddled in clothes embroidered with a design that resembled a Star of David, but, as a talisman, their foreheads were marked with charcoal crosses.

The museum contends that the local dialect contains words like aba or gaga (mother) and aya or dada (father) that are closer to Hebrew than Japanese, and that the old village name, Heraimura, can be traced to an early Middle Eastern diaspora. Religious scholar Arimasa Kubo, a retired Tokyo pastor, thinks Shingo may have been settled by “descendants of the ten lost tribes of Israel.”

As if to fuel this unlikely explanation, in 2004, Israeli ambassador Eli Cohen visited the tombs and dedicated a plaque, in Hebrew, to honor the ties between Shingo and the city of Jerusalem. Embassy spokesman Gil Haskel explained that while Hebrew tribes could have migrated to Japan, the marker was merely “a symbol of friendship rather than an endorsement of the Jesus claims.”

Another theory raises the possibility that the tombs hold the bodies of 16th- century missionaries. Christian evangelists first came to Japan in 1549, but bitter infighting for influence and Japanese converts led to a nationwide ban on the religion in 1614.

Believers went underground, and these Hidden Christians, as they are called, encountered ferocious persecution. To root them out, officials administered loyalty tests in which priests and other practitioners were required to trample a cross or an image of the Madonna and the baby Jesus. Those who refused to denounce their beliefs were crucified, beheaded, burned at the stake, tortured to death or hanged upside-down over cesspools to intensify their suffering. For more than 200 years, until an isolated Japan opened its doors to the West in 1868, Christianity survived in scattered communities, which perhaps explains why Shingo’s so-called Christian traditions are not practiced in the rest of the region.

The key to Shingo’s Christ cult lies in a scroll purported to be Christ’s last will and testament, dictated as he was dying in the village. A team of what a museum pamphlet calls “archeologists from an international society for the research of ancient literature” discovered the scripture in 1936. That manuscript, along with others allegedly unearthed by a Shinto priest around the same time, flesh out Christ’s further adventures between Judea and Japan, and pinpoint Shingo as his final resting place. (As luck would have it, the graves of Adam and Eve were just 15 miles west of town.)

Curiously, these documents were destroyed during World War II, the museum says, allowing it to house only modern transcriptions—signed “Jesus Christ, father of Christmas”—inside a glass case. Even more curiously, Jesus lived during Japan’s Yayoi period, a time of rudimentary civilization with no written language.

***

The original scrolls were brought to Shingo by an Eastern magi that included the Shinto priest, a historian and a charismatic Christian missionary who preached that the Japanese emperor was the Jewish Messiah. They were joined by Shingo Mayor Denjiro Sasaki, a publicity hound eager to make the town a tourist destination. Sasaki led them through a valley of rice fields and up a slope to a bamboo thicket that concealed the burial mounds. For generations, the land had been owned by the garlic-farming Sawaguchis.

One of the clan, a youth named Sanjiro, was renowned for his blue eyes, something seldom seen in Japan and, as nationalist historian Banzan Toya insisted, proof that the Sawaguchis were progeny of Jesus and Miyuko, who, to complicate matters even more, is variously known as Yumiko, Miyo and Mariko. Among the magi’s other extravagant finds were seven ancient pyramids, all of which were said to predate the ones built by the Egyptians and the Mayans by tens of thousands of years. The heap of rocks generously dubbed the Big Stone God Pyramid is just down the road from the Christ tomb. Miraculously, the historian and the priest stumbled upon the rubble a day after they stumbled upon the graves. A sign beside this Shinto sanctuary explains that the pyramid collapsed during a 19th-century earthquake.

Shinto is a religion of nature, and during the imperialist fervor that gripped Japan before World War II, its message of Japanese uniqueness was exploited to bolster national unity. “Religious organizations could only operate freely if they had government recognition,” says Richard Fox Young.

Out of this constraint came “State Shinto”—the use of the faith, with its shrines and deities, for propaganda, emperor worship and the celebration of patriotism. Considerable resources were funneled into attempts to prove the country’s superiority over other races and cultures. Which sheds celestial light on the discovery of Moses’ tomb at Mount Houdatsu in Ishikawa Prefecture. Press accounts of the period detailed how the prophet had received the Hebrew language, the Ten Commandments and the first Star of David directly from Japan’s divine emperor.

Such divine condescension implies that Shingo’s Christ cult has very little to do with Christianity. “On the contrary,” says Young. “It’s more about Japanese folk religion and its sponginess—its capacity for soaking up any and all influences, usually without coherence, even internally.”

That sponginess is never more evident than during Yuletide, a season that, stripped of Christian significance, has taken on a meaning all its own. It’s said that a Japanese department store once innocently displayed Santa Claus nailed to a crucifix. Apocryphal or not, the story has cultural resonance.

Shingo is modestly festive with frosted pine trees and sparkling lights, glittering streamers and green-and-red wreaths, candles and crèches. In Japan, Christmas Eve is a kind of date night in which many young people ignore the chaste example of Mary—and instead lose their virginity. “It’s the most romantic holiday in Japan, surpassing Valentine’s Day,” says Chris Carlsen, an Oregon native who teaches English in town. “On Christmas Day, everyone goes back to work and all the ornaments are taken down.”

Junichiro Sawaguchi, the eldest member of the Shingo family regarded as Christ’s direct descendants, celebrates the holiday much like the average Japanese citizen, in a secular way involving decorations and Kentucky Fried Chicken. A City Hall bureaucrat, he has never been to a church nor read the Bible. “I’m Buddhist,” he says.

Asked if he believes the Jesus-in-Japan yarn, Sawaguchi shakes his head and says, coyly, “I don’t know.” Then again, notes Carlsen, the Japanese tend to be quite tactful when airing their opinions, particularly on contentious topics. “The Christ tomb has given Shingo a sense of identity,” he says. “If a central figure like Mr. Sawaguchi were to dismiss the story, he might feel disloyal to the town.”

But does Sawaguchi think it’s possible that Jesus was his kinsfolk? Momentarily silent, he shrugs and spreads his palms outward, as if to say, Don’t take everything you hear as gospel.


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I'd like to thank the poster who referenced the, "Confession of General Cornwallis to General Washington at Yorktown". Until now I was unaware of this particular antisemitic historical fabrication. It's almost as amusing as "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion".

Posted by Chaim DeLoye on February 6,2013 | 01:54 PM

In January's article, "Land of the Rising Sun", author Franz Lidz refers to the local traditon that Jesus ended up in Japan as, "amusing...folklore". Perhaps Mr. Lidz should be reminded that ALL religious beliefs and traditions, no matter how old or how honored or how popular ultimately boil down to folklore. Whether or not they are amusing depends on whether one is a believer or an unbeliever. Michael J. Nighan

Posted by Michael Nighan on February 5,2013 | 06:34 PM

"has been staged by the local tourism bureau since 1964." That pretty much tells you all you need to know. BTW, the 100 yen museum entrance price some visitors "shell out"? $1.10.

Posted by frequentwind on January 30,2013 | 02:50 PM

franz lidz, in 'land of the rising sun' (jan, 13) writes that sanjiro, renowned for his blue eyes. Most likely the guy was an albino.

Posted by Janet on January 29,2013 | 02:50 PM

franz lidz, in 'land of the rising sun' (jan, 13) writes that sanjiro, renowned for his blue eyes, is proof for some that the sawaguchis were progeny of jesus. jesus was a jew of 2000 yrs ago galilee- black hair, dark eyes & brown skin. only christianity made him white w/blond hair & blue eyes! henry griswold

Posted by Henry Griswold on January 27,2013 | 11:41 AM

I found the article, Land of the Rising Sun, in the January 2013 issue most interesting, but I would beg you to edit more carefully. On page 32, paragraph two the author Franz Lidz mentions "an Eastern magi". Magi is the plural of magus (Latin) and magos (Greek). Very irritating for those of us, such as myself, who teach Latin and Greek. Thanks for allowing me to vent. Yours, Bonnie Catto, Professor of Classics, Assumption College, Worcester, MA

Posted by Bonnie A. Catto on January 21,2013 | 01:45 PM

Jesus is in Heaven where He ascended 40 days after being resurrected. Look it up--it's in the Bible in the Gospels.

Posted by hayley on January 19,2013 | 01:50 AM

He taught at Nalanda University in Northern India and died in Tibet. No? He didn't found the Mahayana?

Posted by jimc on January 12,2013 | 04:07 PM

Japanese used to kill off any Christians on their land due to a threat to the buddisht religion. I believe Christianity is still relavent throughout certain areas of Japan!!

Posted by Demise on January 11,2013 | 06:01 PM

"According to amusing local folklore..." In what way is this story more amusing than the biblical version?

Posted by Joel on January 11,2013 | 03:40 PM

This may be the greatest story ever told and the best thing I've read in years. Thank you for it.

Posted by Greg Salyer on January 11,2013 | 01:03 PM

See also: 'The confession of General Cornwallis to General Washington at Yorktown' on 'The Information Underground' There never was any Jesus, he having been merely a literary invention to draw Gentiles to become 'meek' 'humble' and subservient to the Judaic religion. A person with some real claim to genuine historicity, however, is Jesus of Edessa. Read the freely downloadable book, 'The Diegesis' by Reverend Taylor, 1829, proving the non-historicity of Jesus.

Posted by mothman777 on January 8,2013 | 01:17 AM

It was stated in 1781, that all the world's religions were to be made to serve the Judaic masonic British royal family and the 'British Empire', so that everyone practicing any religion in the world would eventually only be serving the Judaic religion without even knowing it. Hence the strong Judaic leaning in many religions and groups today. The Jesus of Japan is as 'real' as the Jesus buried in Kashmir, as real as the various modern 'Jesus' reincarnations walking the earth today, winning many gullible followers as the true 'one and only'. Even an apparently Japan-centred belief like this ultimately has it's psychic roots, or tentacles, based in the Judaic cult, with the Judaic people ultimately controlling it for it's own evil ends. From John Friend's Blog on America's Founding Fathers: "Jonathan Williams recorded in his LEGIONS OF SATAN, 1781, that Cornwallis revealed to Washington that "a holy war will now begin on America, and when it is ended America will be supposedly the citadel of freedom, but her millions will unknowingly be loyal subjects to the Crown." Cornwallis went on to explain what would seem to be a self contradiction: "Your churches will be used to teach the Jew's religion and in less than two hundred years the whole nation will be working for divine world government. That government that they believe to be divine will be the British Empire. All religions will be permeated with Judaism without even being noticed by the masses, and they will all be under the invisible all-seeing eye of the Grand Architect of Freemasonry."

Posted by mothman777 on January 8,2013 | 01:16 AM

As a UFO adddict from an early age when the cults were in favor, I remember one related book that was frequently mentioned. You may want to check it out. the title was "He Walked the Americas." I think it may have been by Trent or one of those early cultist.

Posted by Harv Howard on January 8,2013 | 10:10 PM

Less apocryphyl, the state sanctioned death by hanging, burning and execution of dozens to hundreds of Catholic Missionaries and Japanese Christians who chose to believe unabashedly in Christ throughout the early 1600s. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martyrs_of_Japan May they be honored and Japan someday follow the example of Rome

Posted by Paul on January 8,2013 | 10:07 PM

In a book called 'He Walked the Americas' which can be found on the net, stories are told by the Shamans of the various north and southamerican tribes of the tall bearded miracle worker whom the Mayans called Quetzalchoatl or the Plumed Serpent.Very interesting compilation. Then theres the ET take on the Christ's life that puts him in India after fleeing the mediteranian for the orient he wound up in Sarinigar in India where he raise kids with Mary Magdalen and died there at 115. Check it out...

Posted by Ron on January 8,2013 | 08:30 PM

The whole point about Jesus is that he resurrected and didn't leave behind a body. lol.

Posted by Guest on January 4,2013 | 02:27 PM

I laughed out loud from start to finish at Frank Lidz's account of Jesus' travels in japan. Well researched, elegantly written and Absolutely wonderful!

Posted by Rebecca Weidner on December 31,2012 | 04:56 PM

A silly legend. I'll stick with my eternal God who made and rules the omniverse and will one day bring salvation to all those who loved truth, justice and mercy, and eternal sorrow and destruction to those who hated or ignored it in their addiction to pleasure, or pride or concern more for their own temporary life than God's eternal will, which if followed, brings eternal contentment and joy.

Posted by eternian.wordpress.com/evidence on December 29,2012 | 11:27 AM

Hi Franz, I've done a documentary film (without the Yogurt Factory) about the lost years of Jesus and how he spent them learning ancient Yogic traditions in India. You can see the film, Beyond Belief, along with my first film, Beyond Me at www.beyondmefilm.com Frank

Posted by Frank Huguenard on December 29,2012 | 08:33 AM

I would be very careful. Dont temp God, for he will curse you and your country. things will go very bad for you. Nothing never happen in japan. thats all I have to say the rest is up to you.

Posted by tom highsmith on December 28,2012 | 12:57 AM

Jesus didn't die in Japan. There is another false claim that Jesus died in India. The fact of the matter is, Jesus died on the cross, his lifeless body was laid to rest in a cave/tomb, he was resurrected, he lives today. Any false stories of him not resurrecting and living today are heresy, heretical, blasphemous, but besides that, they are mockeries likely authored by Satan himself. Satan knew there would be many that would doubt the resurrection of Jesus years later, if not thousands of years later. So he 'inspired' a few men to claim to be Jesus, and die in these obscure places. No matter who these men were, their false claims have made it to the pages of anti-Bible writings, which have led people astray. I met a lady that read a book about 'Jesus dying in India', and she claimed she no longer believed in the bible after reading that tabloid novel. Stay away from such claims, they are a mockery of the resurrection. Anti-Christians know, if there was no resurrection, the central focus of all of Christianity, then the entire religion collapses, such is not the case, Christ did resurrect, as will we all thanks to Him, God lives.

Posted by person on December 28,2012 | 12:41 AM

This makes as much sense as anything in the bible.

Posted by Paula on December 27,2012 | 04:37 PM

Having subscribed to Smithsonian virtually my entire life, I can safely say this is the funniest piece that the magazine has ever published. Franz Lidz has outdone himself. Consider my subscription re-upped!

Posted by C. Dorin on December 21,2012 | 12:49 PM



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