The Adventures of the Real Tom Sawyer
Mark Twain prowled the rough-and-tumble streets of 1860s San Francisco with a hard-drinking, larger-than-life fireman
- By Robert Graysmith
- Smithsonian magazine, October 2012, Subscribe
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Twain returned to San Francisco in September 1863, a time of writing feverishly and much carousing. “Sam was a dandy, he was,” Sawyer said later. “He could drink more and talk more than any feller I ever seen. He’d set down and take a drink and then he’d begin to tell us some joke or another. And then when somebody’d buy him another drink, he’d keep her up all day. Once he got started he’d set there till morning telling yarns.”
Sawyer was nearly his equal in talking but often had to throw in the towel. “He beat the record for lyin’—nobody was in the race with him there,” Sawyer recalled. “He never had a cent. His clothes were always ragged and he never had his hair cut or a shave in them days. I should say he hasn’t had his hair cut since ’60. I used to give him half my wages and then he’d borrow from the other half, but a jollier companion and a better mate I would never want. He was a prince among men, you can bet, though I’ll allow he was the darndest homeliest man I ever set eyes on, Sam was.”
Stahle’s Turkish baths were housed in the Montgomery Block—at four stories the tallest building in the West when it was opened in 1853—at the intersection of Montgomery and Washington streets. The ground floor on the northwest corner housed the Bank Exchange saloon, where Twain and Sawyer had met. The Montgomery Block was perhaps the most important literary site of the 19th- and early 20th-century American West. Bret Harte, a frequent visitor to the bar, wrote “The Luck of Roaring Camp” in Montgomery Block quarters. Writers including Jack London, Rudyard Kipling, Robert Louis Stevenson, and the artist Ralph Stackpole, who would paint murals within Coit Tower, kept offices in the building. Sun Yat-sen wrote the first Chinese constitution there. Twain and fellow reporter Clement T. Rice were living in the Occidental, a prestigious new four-story hotel on Montgomery Street. Sawyer lived frugally while saving to buy a saloon on Mission Street.
Throughout 1863 and into 1864, Twain published unsigned stories in the Call. “They’d send him out down at the paper to write something up,” Sawyer remembered, “and he’d go up to the Blue Wing [saloon] and sit around telling stories and drinking all day.” He also frequented the bar at the Occidental. “Then he’d go back to the office and write up something. Most times it was all wrong, but it was mighty entertaining,” Sawyer allowed.
At the steam baths on July 8, 1864, Twain was miserable with a cold, sneezing and snuffling. Sawyer entered, smoked-black and fire-scorched, returning from the engine house of the Liberty Hose Number 2 company he had helped organize and for which he served as foreman. As they played cards, Twain admitted how much he loathed his job at the Call and detested its editor, George Barnes. He wanted to quit, but because of considerable debt, had vowed to drag himself into work and be pleasant to Barnes. “It was awful drudgery for a lazy man,” Twain explained, “and I was born lazy. I raked the town from end to end and if there were no fires to report, I started some.”
There was, he said, one perquisite. “Reporting is the best school in the world to get a knowledge of human beings, human nature, and human ways. No other occupation brings a man into such familiar sociable relations with all grades and classes of people.”
On September 28, Sawyer and Twain went on a momentous bender. “Mark was as much sprung as I was,” Sawyer recalled, “and in a short time we owned the City, cobblestones and all.” They made the rounds of the Montgomery Street saloons, growing more expansive as they spent most of the night drinking brandy at the Blue Wing and the Capitol Saloon. “Toward mornin’ Mark sobered up a bit and we all got to tellin’ yarns,” Sawyer said. The sun was up by the time the two called it a night.
“The next day I met Mark down by the old Call office,” Sawyer continued. “He walks up to me and puts both hands on my shoulders. ‘Tom,’ he says, ‘I’m going to write a book about a boy and the kind I have in mind was just about the toughest boy in the world. Tom, he was just such a boy as you must have been....How many copies will you take, Tom, half cash?’”
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Comments (14)
For Mark Twain's story of his brief stint in the Confederate army, read “The Private History of a Campaign That Failed”.
Posted by Maggie Secara on November 13,2012 | 04:59 PM
The adventures of the real Tom Sawyer was a real enjoyable read. Good work
Posted by Gerald E Carlson on November 10,2012 | 04:35 PM
As a curent resident of the gritty part of san francisco, south of market street, I smile to think that the footsteps behind me in the fog may be those of Tom Sawyer.
Posted by ronnyjane on November 4,2012 | 06:15 PM
"...yet Twain was sitting it out in California. Why?" A well developed sense of self-preservation, maybe?
Posted by JE on October 8,2012 | 02:46 PM
Great great article, and one more example of what makes the Smithsonian institution such a treasure! Among the many revelations in this piece, I am reminded once again of the important tradition the deadly, but legal, hard drug alcohol plays in our history and in literature in particular. Here we see Twain in his California years on an almost non stop drunk, yet he goes on to write one of the greatest books in literature. I point this out as reminder that drugs have always been a key element of American life, and that marijuana, an infinitely safer than alcohol, should be made legal.
Posted by Paul Shindler on October 8,2012 | 09:56 AM
After reading about Thomas Jefferson,s story in the Smithsonian magazine. I do not believe or can believe anything any more .so many untruths about our country so much greed ,treated human beings like a commodity . and you know what it has not changed . most working people in the social worker section would not have a job if we did not have poor people and the big people and all their money would not be able to live high on the without poor people working for them . I am almost questioning our history books, No one wants to admit to the truth about the changes in Our one Nation under God has forgotton about God who we claim owns this nations and as we stole it from one inhabited group there are other that are working hard to change our course from In God We trust, My faith is in God and we can only find peace in Him
Posted by Rev Loretha Johnson on October 4,2012 | 10:20 PM
I wouldn't usually comment but that was one of the most informative, interesting, and well-written articles I have read in a long time. Kudos to Mr. Graysmith! I may well subscribe...
Posted by StevieB on October 3,2012 | 11:54 AM
"As he waited for the lecture to begin, Tom Sawyer wriggled in his seat next to Mary Bridget..." All very imaginative but Twain makes it clear that the Sawyer who attended the lecture in Roughing It was a complete stranger to him: Down the street I met a man I never had seen before. He had been drinking, and was beaming with smiles and good nature. He said:"My name’s Sawyer. You don’t know me, but that don’t matter. I haven’t got a cent, but if you knew how bad I wanted to laugh, you’d give me a ticket. Come, now, what do you say?"
Posted by MickGJ on October 3,2012 | 06:07 AM
@John Ciccone: " I'm sure he must have commented on this." He did, to some extent: http://civilwarsaga.com/mark-twains-civil-war-experience/
Posted by eBbrInSaltLake on October 2,2012 | 07:56 PM
@John Ciccone: "I'm sure he must have commented on this." He did, to a limited extent: http://civilwarsaga.com/mark-twains-civil-war-experience/
Posted by eBbrInSaltLake on October 2,2012 | 07:53 PM
Man, so much to be learned in this article.
Posted by on September 29,2012 | 07:22 PM
@Bob Lince. Huck Finn was based on Tom Blakenship, a boy who lived near Sam Clemens in Hannibal, Missouri. It is mentioned in Twain's autobiography.
Posted by George Moore on September 26,2012 | 05:09 PM
>>Twain was more definite about the real-life model for Huckleberry Finn than Tom Sawyer.<< Okay, I give up -- who would that have been?
Posted by Bob Lince on September 25,2012 | 02:15 PM
Arguably, the most important event in American history was the Civil War, yet Twain was sitting it out in California. Why? I'm sure he must have commented on this.
Posted by John Ciccone on September 24,2012 | 11:39 AM