Ten Notable Apocalypses That (Obviously) Didn’t Happen
Apocalyptic predictions are nothing new—they have been around for millennia
- By Mark Strauss
- Smithsonian.com, November 12, 2009, Subscribe
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10. A Man-Made Black Hole?
Ever since the early 1990s, the media has reported that the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) could potentially create a black hole that would swallow the Earth.
The LHC—which was switched on in September 2008—is 17 miles in circumference and buried 570 feet beneath the Alps on the Swiss-French border. The collider has the capacity to smash together proton beams at velocities up to 99.99 percent of the speed of light. In doing so, it can simulate the conditions and energies that existed shortly after the start of the Big Bang—thereby providing insights into critical questions as to how our universe was formed.
Still, some skeptics worry that the high-energy collision of protons could create micro black holes. One reason this doomsday rumor persists is that quantum physicists have a tendency never to say never. As long as certain physical laws are obeyed, potential events are placed in the rather broad category of “non-zero” probability. Or, as Amherst physicist Kannan Jagannathan explains: “If something is not forbidden, it is compulsory… In an infinite universe, even things of low probability must occur (actually infinitely often).” However, by that same standard, Jagannathan adds, quantum physics dictates that it is theoretically possible to turn on your kitchen faucet and have a dragon pop out.
And that explains why physicists (with the possible exception of those who are dragon-phobic) are not terribly worried. “The world is constantly bombarded by energetic cosmic rays from the depths of space, some of them inducing particle collisions thousands of times more powerful than those that will be produced by the LHC,” says Stéphane Coutu, a professor of physics at {Penn State. “If these collisions could create black holes, it would have happened by now.”
Meanwhile, technical difficulties prompted the LHC to be shut down after just nine days. Operations are scheduled to slowly resume in late 2009 and early 2010.
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The Assyrian clay tablet quote is more phony than the Book of Abraham; but I got the point anyways.
Posted by MelkerJ on August 30,2012 | 02:59 PM
Reality is an illusion, a persistent one.
The hoax of a Nobel prize for economics, the media in multitude claim exists. Yet there is none.
Science, academic and otherwise, products of imagining.
Posted by Klaas on June 4,2011 | 06:49 PM
Don't forget the riddiculous "population bomb" predictions that said we'd all starve to death by the 1980's. Or, the "global warming " kooks that claimed we would all be consumed by droughts and fires.
Posted by William James on May 31,2011 | 05:20 AM
According to Respectfully Quoted: A Dictionary of Quotations, the Assyrian tablet quote "would seem to be spurious":
http://www.bartleby.com/73/456.html
Posted by Martin on May 29,2011 | 02:23 AM
This is a very short list.
Predictions like this have occupied every culture for as far back as recorded history goes.
The person that commented that only Christians make these end of the world predications really needs to read a little more.
I should also point out that only a small, but quite vocal, minority of Christians believe we are living in the "last days" or that the world is about to end.
Right now in Iran the government is making preparations for the "12th Iman", who will bring world peace. After slaying all the infidels and making Islam the world's only religion.
This a nation's government doing this, not some televangelist or a radio preacher.
This is infinity more scary than what happened (or didn't happen) on May 21st.
Posted by smg45acp on May 29,2011 | 02:06 AM
How many people wanted to "write books" around 2800 BC when clay tables apparently were the medium of the day? That line can't be from that time period.
Posted by _aleph_ on May 27,2011 | 04:53 PM
You know, I'm not convinced that the Assyrian Tablet is real and not a story that gained popular currency. Can you provide a reliable reference for it?
Posted by John K on May 24,2011 | 03:15 AM
There may be as many stories of the origin of the Shakers(United Society of Believers in Christ's Second Appearing)as of assorted ARMAGEDDON. Here is mine:
Anne Lee (Mother Anne), born in the mid 18th century in England, was a divorced mother of two who immigrated, with her small flock which included her former husband, to New York NY and hence to Albany and Niskayuna. Religious revival did award her a large number of followers throughout New England and west to Kentucky and Ohio. This was more than a century after William Penn and George Fox. Anne Lee, soon to be Mother Anne, was 'The Second Coming, this time in female form.' Eventually we would all be converted. The Shakers, you can read their fascinating history elsewhere, prospered for more than a century.
Posted by Carlton Perry on May 22,2011 | 11:19 AM
Its pretty much only the Christians that spout this end of the world garbage. Truth be told, I think they actually WANT the world to end. Sad.
Posted by Sean on May 21,2011 | 07:47 PM
The comet story reminds me of a story Edgar Allen Poe wrote (The Conversation of Eiros and Charmion) in 1839. It was a dialogue between two departed spirits, one explaining how the world was burned up in an explosion of gases when earth collided with the body of a comet.
Posted by LivelyClamor on May 21,2011 | 03:08 AM
Thanks for this overview!
Posted by Rob Randall on March 6,2011 | 09:58 AM
While I don't think global warming is a scam, neither do I think we can reverse it. It is more natural than man made.
Posted by jonaspell on February 26,2011 | 04:58 PM
I was very much taken with Hal Lindsey's dogmatisms back in the 1970s and early 1980s. He has always insisted--and still insists today--that our generation will live to see the Second Coming of Christ. He takes a futurist interpretation of both the Olivet Discourse (Matt. 24, Mark 13, and Luke 21) and the book of Revelation. In at least two of his books, THE TERMINATION GENERATION, (1976) and THE 1980S: COUNTDOWN TO ARMAGEDDON (1980) that the "Jupiter Effect" would trigger not only earthquakes in many place, but also adverse weather conditions from the sunspots. He claimed that this would be a fullfillment of Jesus's words in the Olivet Discourse about "earthquakes in diverse places." But more than thirty years later, I know better! Jesus's Olivet Discourse was meant only for the disciples of his day, and his predictions were fullfilled within 40 years--a "generation"--in 70 A.D when Jerusalem was sacked by the Roman army and the Jewish temple was destroyed.
Posted by Barbara Rainey on January 3,2011 | 08:01 PM
The world will end. Soon. And all these false predictions have served their purpose, to lull humanity into complacency. The plan has worked perfectly. Sleep my babies, sleep. It comes like a thief in the night - remember that.
Posted by Ron on May 23,2010 | 12:19 AM
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