Photos: The Scariest Santas You'll Ever See
Browse our selected illustrations of some of the strangest and creepiest Santa Clauses ever put down on paper and then vote for your favorite
- By Megan Gambino
- Photo Research by Madeline Kelty
- Smithsonian.com, December 20, 2011

(Library of Congress Prints and Photographs Division)
In 1912, Will Crawford, who would later illustrate Paul Bunyan and his Blue Ox, created a rather startling cover for an issue of Puck magazine, a publication started by a cartoonist in 1876. Titled “Hands up!” and captioned “As Santa Claus looks to some of us,” his design depicts Santa, left eye closed, right eyebrow arched and pointing a handgun directly at the viewer.
Would you have nightmares if he fell down your chimney? Vote for this scary Santa!











Comments (7)
The "two young monkeys" aren't monkeys - they're chimpanzees, which are apes.
Posted by Mike Snider on January 26,2012 | 08:36 AM
Rodin's the "Thinker Santa" watching the european part of the globe burning; was depicting the coming of Hitler's Nazis and WWII. Now that would be my vote for "Scariest Santa."
Posted by Dann Sears on January 12,2012 | 11:33 PM
Would Santa really whip his poor reindeer? eeew, Cruelty-to-Animals-Santa!
Posted by Diana on December 26,2011 | 06:20 PM
I love this. It's beautiful. I'd frame it and hang it up in my house! The black cat seals the deal. Yep. It gets my vote.
Posted by Tamalyn Kralman on December 26,2011 | 10:34 AM
Santa does not seem to be up to any good
Posted by John Elkan on December 22,2011 | 09:33 PM
Santa appears as a circus clown holding an olive branch of peace. Clearly a man to like. Lots of fun in that smile.
Posted by Jim Neubauer on December 22,2011 | 07:58 PM
If this guy showed up at my front door it would creep me out.
Posted by Joel Henderson on December 22,2011 | 04:27 PM